STOCKWELL PARTNERSHIP

A PIDDLING AGENDA?

Folk who get caught short in Stockwell

now have a twee spot to pee

down the path beside the Clapham Road Job Centre

- just at the end, by the tree's

Oh Stockwell is choca with piddlers

(all are prone to nature's call)

so down by the “Job” Centre

there's been pun relief

all along their recessed wall

piddlers haven't had to be locals

they could even have had “medical” conditions

so, a good many dunkers and piddlers bold

rolled-up and completed their emissions

folk in distress only partly created this mess

(in the years since Binfield Roads' Bogs were shut)

the Partnership Posse and Boyo Botrall have sat back

though for Studley it's continuing bad luck.

Stockwell. Tuesday 14 June, 2005.