Rant on.

You leave the toilet seat up and never put it down.

You leave your beard in the sink after a shave and never clean it up.

You leave your dirty clothes all over the house, never taking them down to the washing machine .

You ask me where your shoes and sock are in the morning.

How the fuck would i know.

You say whats for dinner.

How the fuck would i know, its in the fridge.

You rush out to work, to the pub to see your friends.

Then your friends would ring up to ask where you are

How the fuck would i know , as you left an hour ago.

I suppose i couldnt give a fuck, if you left me.

the house would be cleaner.

I am not an answer machine either .

I am not your mother not going to run around you.

Ive got my own stuff to do than worry where your keys are.

Next time you drink to that extent, you can sleep in the garden.

Why is it that the bus you want never comes.

Why is it that your problem becaomes mine.

I used to care but i take a pill for that now.