Party for One
(Inspired by a crossword clue which is the first line)
A “Am I a bit peculiar? Will no-one else be there?”
B “You’re odd and creepy, people think. And this they cannot bear.
Don’t buy a load of alcohol. No party will there be.
You booked a hall. It’s all yours now, for quite a modest fee.
I’d have a party just for one. I would, I really would.
Phone up for pizza. Drink red wine. Some Stilton might be good.
Remember to behave quite well, and not go raving mad.
But put on music. Have some fun. There’s no need to be sad.
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