Always thinking that night, and I just never slept.
Helicopter, free gift – could I really accept?
For behind the controls, I would not prove adept.
So I had to decline, but I afterwards wept.
Could have sold it, I think, for a pretty good price.
£85,000 would have been rather nice.
But I looked in a drawer, and I found 80p.
All I needed to buy quite a fun DVD!
By Peter Cox
22nd December 2017